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Link: https://babylonbee.com/news/men-demand-reparations-from-women-due-to-eve-eating-the-apple
The men of the world are demanding reparations from the women of the world after realizing all their problems stem from Eve taking a bite of the fruit from the Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil over 5,999 years ago. Eve, the ancestor of all women, ruined everything for us," said Carl McGuinness of Provo, Utah, at a press conference Friday. "We demand payment for the sin and death that rained down upon the human race after the first woman went ahead and took a bite of the forbidden fruit." "This is merely leveling the playing field from all the inequity that women have caused through their ancestor less than 6,001 years ago."